Ron's posts with tag: bathroom
 By Andrew Adam Newman of the New York Magazine:
New Yorkers are always trying to be cleverer-than-thou, even when it comes to naming their portable toilets. The city is awash in portalets from companies called "A Royal Flush" and "Call-A-Head." But we've got nothing on the rest of the country. We consulted The Blue Book of Building and Construction to find the top twenty unfortunately named portable-toilet companies from near and far:
20. Happy Can Portable Toilets, Atlanta
19. Drop Zone Portable Service Inc., Frankfort, Ill.
18. Blackmas Best Seat In The House Inc., Bradley, Ill.
17. Plop Jon Inc., Port Saint Lucie, Fla.
16. A.S.A.P. Port-A-Pots Inc., Hampstead, Md.
15. Ameri-Can Engineering, Argos, Ind.
14. Bobby's Pottys, Joppa, Md.
13. Johnny On The Spot Inc., Old Bridge, N.J.
12. LepreCAN Portable Restrooms, Chicago
11. Loader-Up, Inc., Sarasota, Fla.
10. Mister Bob's Portable Toilets, Vero Beach, Fla.
9. Royal Throne, Washington, D.C.
8. Tanks Alot, Tomball, Tex.
7. Tee Pee Inc, Roseville, Mich.
6. Wizards of Ooze Ltd., Anacortes, Wash.
5. Oui Oui Enterprises Ltd., Chicago
4. Gotta Go Potties, Tobyhanna, Pa.
3. UrinBiz.com, Chicago
2. Willy Make It?, Oregon City, Oreg.
1. Doodie Calls, New Orleans
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My friend Larry's article entitled Bathroom Oragami was the subject of a previous blog.
Today, Larry emailed to say
Ron, the column you inspired hit the wires today.
http://www.hotel-online.com/News/PR2006_3rd/Jul06_Mundy18.html
Clicking the link shows a whole set of Larry's previous articles. I think he's a darn funny writer. Pretty cool, eh?
Quit looking for secret messages. There aren't any.
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 I don't care if it's scented. I don't care if it's quilted. However, it MUST be 2-ply, and it must be soft. Charmin Ultra Megarolls are the bomb.
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